If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
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