I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
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Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
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I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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