would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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