shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
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You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
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now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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