I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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