Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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