Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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