So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
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