the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
A+ Viking dick
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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