no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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