tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
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We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
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I got inside last night via doggy door
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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