i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
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He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
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Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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