So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
i barfeds in our rink
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
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Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
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when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me