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• (912): View more from Georgia

  That's intense

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.

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• (712): View more from Iowa

  He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?

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• (619): View more from California

  Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it

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• (315): View more from New York

  He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion

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• (559): View more from California

  Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.

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