so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Maybe he injected his testicle?
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
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