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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  the ceiling is raining jello shotss

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• (925): View more from California

  Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!

  (216): View more from Ohio

  Look at your life. Look at your choices.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."

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• (334): View more from Alabama

  I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.

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