porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
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Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
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I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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