Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
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I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
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I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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