Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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