he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
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suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
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If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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