i just google imaged poop.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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