That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
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