Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
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Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
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I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
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