Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
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He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
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Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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