It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
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