K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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