Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
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I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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