please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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