his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
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I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
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Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
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