She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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