talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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