yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
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If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
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Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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