seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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