Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
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he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
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For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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