Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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