Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I scissor kicked a one legged man last night.
He was trying to put me in handcuffs.
You have my attention.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
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The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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