she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
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you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
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I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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