It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
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Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
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About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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