they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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