So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I could fuck to npr.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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