So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
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side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
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Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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