I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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