Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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