You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
not ubering you a puppy
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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