How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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