dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
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Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
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Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
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