? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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