I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
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Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
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I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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