Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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