Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
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