gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Can Purell be used as lube?
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
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