too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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