yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
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Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
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I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.