belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.