Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
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You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
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They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
You can't just leave with hair like that
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?