I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
There r osticjed everywhere
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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