I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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