True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
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Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
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he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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