I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
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well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
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I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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