How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
is wine microwaveable?
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
Randomize
