Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
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not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
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I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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